ass.rest

API only. No UI.

Endpoints

• POST /api/shorten — bearer auth, body { "url": "https://..." }
• GET /s/<code> — public, 302 redirect
• POST /api/ai — bearer auth, body { "messages": [...] } → minimax-m2.7
• GET /api/ass — public, returns a fart (audio/wav)

Auth via Authorization: Bearer <ASS_REST_API_KEY>